
Somewhere in one of those boxes that hold stuff that in the post-school life has little meaning, there is a bundle of cardboard cuttings. Remember the Amul chocolate wrapper that had the picture of a boy and a girl, in different colours for different ages, pictured in an oval? Well my sister had a funny fixation for those, and we seem to have them by the dozen. But my memories of chocolate eating from then are sunshiny clear, and considering the number of days spent in collecting enough coins to get one bar from the canteen at Rai, the laws of proportion tell me there is something fishy about the number of wrappers she got hold of.
But she's the one who made me imagine fairytale chocolate houses and tried, what if failed, to teach me the pleasures of saving pieces for later, so we'll forgive her any possible indiscretions.
Importantly, now that she lives minutes away from "The Sweetest Place on Earth", and with a trip home planned for next month, I'd rather keep the complaints to myself!
But that is not the point of this post.
Even in those times of Amul block-duels, the one thing neither of us could stand was the Milky Bar. I mean, seriously, who eats white chocolate?!
A whimsical argument over dark or white later, a compulsive Wikisearch revealed that the vile thing is not even considered chocolate by most people! Add to that an unrigged, honest poll of randomly selected bunch of people that confirmed what I always suspected, I think I'm ready to start a campaign to throw that faded country cousin out of the chocolate class. Who comes onboard?
:)

